Jacob

The kinda guy that would crash into another car in his highschool parking lot and drive off and then only tell one person so they could help try to fix his car with a plunger and boiling water

Me: did Jacob just drive off after kitting that care in the basin.

Yeah that’s a real Jacob move

by Jacob hit a car in the basin October 30, 2018

Jacobs

Jacobs

The definition of Jacobs is When she gives you a dry blow job, with zero saliva and it feels like she ate ten crackers before sucking your cock

by Mr_Ardon June 3, 2023

Jacob

He didn’t clean his room

Jacob should really clean his room

by Donlet/Toilet December 29, 2021

Jacob Goodsmen

The typical symbolic hero in every adventure story.

I loved that book too! The king character was such a Jacob Goodsmen! The friend said.

I agree. The other person replied.

by Eggspectacular7 September 17, 2025

Jacob

Is mine 😩😩😩

“jacob is so hot” me: “i know right but hes mine”

by ilikewomanalot September 23, 2021

Jacob

Jacob seems like a good guy. But once you tell him a secret, he can’t keep that. He lies a lot but he gets away with it from his looks. Floppy brown hair and cute freckles. Everybody knows him but he only has a few friends. He makes jokes in class and is always trying to make someone smile. He can be bad but underneath he cares

Person: hey Jacob *tells secret*
Jacob: I won’t tell anyone

Jacob later that’s day: did you hear what happened to so and so

by peneploe12345 April 16, 2020

Jacob

Jacob has the hottest piece of ass in the world. He doesn’t have the ability to make a mistake because of how large his dick is. I mean, huge. Like, think about the biggest dick you’ve seen and triple it. He also loves feet. He eats those dogs day and night (mostly night). He only has threesomes and he won’t do it unless there’s another male present. He doesn’t take no for an answer, especially when it’s about sex. He’s so hot. Lives in Boulder, Colorado ;)

Jacob is so hot

by Brawilgur February 2, 2022