Got a Van Gogh

Going to a hair salon and walking out with an uneven haircut.

“Yeah, he totally got a Van Gogh”

by ievapo November 27, 2019

u got mega gay

basically when your gay times even more gay

person 1: oh dude look at that guy he is cool.
person 2: yea but he has u got mega gay.

by Bobinator41 April 4, 2019

I got you Bays

This phrase is uttered when someone outwardly has every intention of having some ones back or helping them out, but internally they know they will not help out at all.

Your friend Jason is being hauled off to jail from the bar for being drunk and disorderly. While you could go down to the police station to bail him out, you'd rather go back into the bar to continue the fun times. So while he's being placed into the squad car you proclaim to him "I got you Bays!"

by JBays99 April 19, 2023

Mussel's Got Muscles

What you say when you want to say that a specific mussel has some nice big muscles.

"Man, that mussel's got muscles! All those other mussels over there have no muscles at all, but this one does! Anyways, let's eat!"

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

Got them dawgs

1. Got them hands (they’re good fighters)
2. Got back up (A lot of friends who’ll fight for or with them)

Mane Kelly got them dawgs, she’ll beat yo ass!
Corsha got them dawgs, she’ll crowd yo ass.

by Coot225 November 16, 2020

Oh no, you got the toothpaste

Lets get one thing clear, I can brush my teeth all by myself. *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream*

Oh no, you got the toothpaste stuck in the toilet you fucking idiot.

by LTW64writes October 1, 2022

got their jiggy on

Had sex with someone

I see Jack got their jiggy on last night with Erin.

by Topher67 July 30, 2023