Ethan

a CUNT who is my best friend in the whole wide world. he's so hot and special and cool and every day, I am honoured to know this dumbass bitch

me: hey Ethan you're super duper cool and I love you, bro!
Ethan: shut the fuck up ilyt

by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024

Ethan

A CUNT who I am honoured to call my best friend. He's so funny and hot and awesome and I love being around him so if you're an Ethan and you're reading this, haaaaai you share a name with the most incredible boy in the world

Me: Ethan I love you!
Ethan: shut the fuck up ilyt

by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024

Ethan

He is the person who is not normal, or don't get to sit at the cool lunch tables

Guy 1: Poor Ethan, he is trying to have friends.
Guy 2: That person? He is a fucked up person.
Guy 1: How? I heard Ethan tried to help Madison doing her homework.
Guy 2: No, you got it wrong..

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

Big Ethan

Ethan is a jewish boy who dislikes fat people and loves exploring other mens bodies. There is much we do not know about ethan but if you see him in the wild run away as fast as possible.

Big Ethan

by oafweofnef February 19, 2024

Ethan

Tall Asian from korea with mushroom haircut. clueless. playes clash royale even though its outdated...
Likes big men.

I am an Ethan

Meaning. I pulled an ethan

by Ethanmom February 26, 2024

Ethan Herbst

1: Easiest of pickings
2: Only minor on earth to have a mining operation going on, on his chest.

1: Ethan Herbst is easy pickings
2: Ethan has a quarry sized hole on his chest

by The Baxter March 4, 2024

Ethan Hamby

Ethan Hamby is the leader of the Boerne Bam Boys (BBB) he wants to be a deer cowboy really bad but he is always on vacation.

Ethan Hamby doesn’t actually work he just says he does, must be nice

by BBB ANONYMOUS March 7, 2024