David

Shy and a bit quiet at first, but an absolute menace to society after you get to know him. He’s a good person at heart, but sometimes he just needs to chill out a bit.
“I just heard some guy talking about hot milfs in the bathroom.”
“Oh yeah, that’s David.”
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Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck
He plays waterpolo and and does dumb voices, he’s such a David.
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Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck
He plays waterpolo, he’s such a David
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David

David is a really cute and handsome guy, he always makes people laugh.
he has the most pretty eyes on earth, also he's really smart and good at games.
If you know a David you can be really happy! you found a 4lifer.
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when he yells it hurts my head . like plz be quiet plz. but he’s nice tho. so yeah thanks david for giving me a headache while being nice. ☺️
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That one big chungus that likes to steal all the luck from other people. He is very handsome and likes to play with furry animals and kids (no homo, pedo). He wins 9000 euro then 10 mins after he will gamble it all away for an fornite anime skin.
Who is that guy?

Oh thats david...

You mean that guy who gambles money?

yes...

oh....
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A person who would sell out his friends for a girl. He would give money to a girl he never met rather than a homie.
Bart: Look that simp David
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