College

What you do when you realize there's nothing good on TV during the day.

I've seen this episode of Maury 3 times and can't even jerk off to this trashy slut anymore, maybe I'll enroll in college.

by doin flips n shit July 28, 2012

College Fluid

The scuzz and gross gunk at the bottom of a recycling bin, usually consisting of a combination of beer, pretzels, Gatorade and the occasional Cheez-It.

"Ew gross, I dropped the recycle bin and got college fluid all over me!"

by anonymous April 6, 2021

Linwood college

A bunch jizz faced ginger whores and despite the area being called Linwood they’ll never be as hard as wood, you’d think with all the brown people attending the highschool they’d be good at kapa haka but their to busy sucking each other off and vaping.

Girl 1: is that a Linwood college student

Girl 2: yeah that Cindy she’s been giving head so much she’s dropping off her fourth kid at the Linwood highschool daycare

by Fag24 June 25, 2024

Stanford Lake College

noun•
The coldest place on earth… after mt Everest.
The home to the funniest people in South Africa.

Stanford Lake College… FOR THE TREES 🌲

by Pink lemonade 👑 November 21, 2021

Middlebury College

A college in Middlebury, Vermont. Their mascot is; The Panther. There are sports such as Alpine skiing, Basketball, Baseball, Cross Country, Football, Golf, and etc. for men. There are sports just like the men do except the women include Field Hockey. In Academics there is Anthropology, Computer Science, Economics, Environmental studies, and etc.

Middlebury College is an undergraduate college; a graduate school for international studies; a home for immersive language study; a graduate school for the study of literature, literacy, and pedagogy; a leader of schools abroad sites that span the globe; and a home for the oldest and most prestigious writers’ conference in the world.

by Info.ghost April 26, 2021

College Soup

A bowl of water with ice in it.

College Student 1: What are you going to have for lunch?
College Student 2: I'm going to have college soup; it's all I can afford.

by AdeptMusician November 17, 2022

Munro College

This is an all boy school located in St. Elizabeth and also a school that captures the hearts of st hughs girls as they are rich, hot, rich, hot, charming, rich and hot.
Half of them are said to be gyalists but still no one cares.

Girl: OMG LOOK HE'S SO HOT I BET HE'S FROM MUNRO COLLEGE.
Boy: He's a gyalist though...
Girl: AND?!?!

by imoutherelivingtho January 26, 2022