The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong
by MrPenguin142 June 10, 2022
When you find some manky ass billy at the side of a park hidden in some bushes made out of a texta, a gatorade bottle and a bit of a coke can as a pc and you and your mate have nothing else to do so you have a few cones with some low grade bud.
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right
you: OH SHIT MATE!! LOOK!! ITS A WONKEY DONKEY BILLY BONGEY!!!
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*
by crueltycrevice February 04, 2023
To throttle something or someone in a donkey like fashion.
The use of the word is derived from comedic usage for the purpose of insulting or threatening another.
The use of the word is derived from comedic usage for the purpose of insulting or threatening another.
by Throttle1 February 08, 2014
by Potato user October 14, 2021
Blazing Donkey is considered one of the most deadly sexual acts of the century. A mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or DEATH
Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)
The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.
Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)
The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.
by Loodo June 06, 2011
A better name for a zebra. I will send my request to the government soon and hope they understand. If somehow you don't know what a Zebra is, it's an African wild horse with black-and-white stripes and an erect mane.
by Waicev November 27, 2022
After pushing my last chips in to double down on my eleven, my heart sank when the dealer hit me with a final donkey surprise.
by TrickyFrick September 22, 2017