max

the most gay version of rowan.

rowan is max

by them thighs June 24, 2021

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Max Hoffman

A 200Ib 11 year old kid who gets no bitches

Max Hoffman gets no hoes

by Maseyys December 22, 2021

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Is usually good at everything, except for video games. Gets good grades and has a lot of friends but isn’t very popular among his school. Isn’t the hottest guy in the room but is more personality than looks. Has a great relationship with his family and friends. Max is very athletic and plays about every sport possible. Relationship wise he is only looking for the perfect girl and nothing less but nobody likes him so he’s lonely.

Note: I am a Max so this information is 100% accurate

Everyone: You should just stop playing fortnite, your soooo trash.

Max: It’s fine I have football practice anyway and after that I have basketball.

by maxroni09 December 4, 2020

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Max. Max is the type of boyfriend to love you, to show you affection, attention, and most of happiness. He’s loving, he’s the cutest boyfriend ever. He’s the best sex giver. And i mean it. He likes being called daddy. He loves getting horny from his special girl. If you think he’ll cheat on you, you’re wrong. He’ll love with all his heart and he’ll make you his top priority (except his family). He’ll act like a little kid when he’s with his girlfriend and trust me it’ll be the most cutest thing ever. If you post on your snapchat story or your instagram story, he’ll slide up and call you “hot”, “beautiful”, “pretty”, and other stuff. He’ll tease you without you even knowing it. He has a big dick to but don’t tell that to the other girls. His moans are just *chef kiss*, trust me you’ll get butterflies from it. And if y’all are having sex and he says “Fuck baby, you feel so good”, girl- you’re getting butterflies from that shit. But when you tease him, OH MY LORD that’s when the real fun happens. And if he wants to control your body, LET. HIM. TRUST ME HE’LL DO AN AMAZING JOB. Okay that’s enough about Max.

Girl- Whoever is dating Max, is lucky!!

by yourmombigtitty November 21, 2021

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