P-Town Browns

Extremely low-grade marijuana originating in Portsmouth, Virginia ("P-Town"), so named for its brown color. Can't be smoked by those who have ever smoked anything better.

"Dude, I don't want any of your shwag P-Town Browns, save it for some dumbass in the hood."

by teengw August 31, 2011

flow town

A state of pure motion in which one’s sense of time, place and even self melt away 2. Bliss

Out kayaking today, everything felt perfect. I was living in flow town.

by mooselegs January 11, 2012

Faux Town Fever

the anger/depression that mounts as a direct result of growing up in Downtown Fort Myers, Florida as a person of "subculture."

Melody drinks so much because has Faux Town fever.

by BDGHOUL August 19, 2017

Sheriff of town nowhere

A person who plays "Sheriff" over something insignificant or otherwise not worth the time. Usually in small groups of people they like to take control and power over a situation that doesnt need authority or want it.

Person 1: I was in this Group Chat with this guy and he was contantly telling me what "rules" i needed to follow. Hes genuinely playing Sheriff of town nowhere.

Person 2: I was in a discord server in a dead community and this guy was still moderating the server and telling me

what to do when nobody has spoken on it in 4 months! He must be a fat loser and need to be a Sheriff of town nowhere in order to satisfy his power complex.

by Dry Scone Cone April 1, 2024

J-Town

"Cool Jesus" - He wears his cap backwards, surfs with his bros (like Dave Anthony), longboards to work, and drinks IPAs at the local brew pup with his bros. Gary doesn't believe, but Jose does. (Ref: The Dollop Podcast)

All the kids are down with the J-Town.

Gary is going to hell because he killed Dave's dad. Not cool with J-Town.
J-Town has the best Jam Pad.
2023, the year of our lord, J-Town.

by jtown77 November 12, 2023

muk town

A city north of Seattle, Washington. Otherwise known as Mukilteo. Full of privledged, affluent white and asian families. Boring beach town. Nothing to do. Home of Kamiak High School, an affluent white and asian school.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Muk town
Person 1: What’s that?
Person 2: The most boring town in the world my dude

by Monkeyisawesome May 19, 2018

Leva Town

A place that a true leva goes when misbehaving

Dude, you are going straight to leva town for your actions

by mypouchitches December 23, 2024