tempting the turtle

the act of subtly exciting oneself, by discreetly flicking the end ones knob, often in public.

1.Ethan. "dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table".
Chris. "yea hes totally tempting the turtle".

2.Mitch. "oh my god I'm so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.

tempting the turtle by spongecarrotsaysmoo December 6, 2009

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Fly the Tank

Recognizing an imminent crash and engaging absurd efforts to choose the nature of the impact.

Hannibal directed Faceman to fire a falling tank's primary armament parallel to the ground to "fly the tank" one half of a mile so that The A-Team landed in a lake.

Fly the Tank by blogswarm June 20, 2010

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the truth • the thing • The Town • the three b's • the tubes • the trap • the trifecta • the time • the tits • The Triangle

Ditched the tits

To break up with a girl, esp. one with large boobs.

Joe- So how are you and Suzy going?

Mike- Oh, I just got tired of her bitchin' and ditched the tits.

Joe- OK then.

Ditched the tits by mrpopo123 November 15, 2010

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Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

Ass the Times by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

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Jumped the taint

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.

Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.

Jumped the taint by Tbeauie March 2, 2012

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Punching The Tarp

Noun; A euphemism for sitting at home on your computer at night instead of being out with friends or sleeping.

"Dude! I totally went to a wicked party last night!?"
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."

Punching The Tarp by Anemoneing July 5, 2012

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slip the tip

When the tip of the penis "accidentally" slips into another persons orifice.

Girl 1: How was your date with Peter last night?
Girl 2: It was all fun and games until did slip the tip. Then things went south from there.

slip the tip by Sasquatch6666 January 24, 2015

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