Turd Range

The range at which feces can be thrown with one's own power
"fuck you"
"you sure talk a lot of shit for someone in turd range"
by turd thrower February 15, 2021
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Turd ballsack

When you are sitting at a 170° angle and you shart (shit and fart) and it hits the back of your ballsack. Then releasing the smell going around the penis and in the air. All while your balls have wet shit on the back of them.
I was at an orphanage and after taking a hit of mesculine I sneezed and sharted, so now it’s stinky and I have a turd ballsack.
by TheKookie81 January 29, 2024
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STUFFED TURD

THE SHITTY ENVIRONMENT YOU WORK IN AND ASSHOLES YOU WORK WITH WHO ARE NOT FUN.
WE ARE FUN TO WORK WITH... NOT LIKE THE STUFFED TURDS YOU USED TO WORK WITH.
by the turd burlgar July 08, 2017
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Flipping Turds

"flipping turds" is essentially another way of saying nervous, worried or scared. The origin stems from the feeling that you get in your stomach when feeling any of those things and it's presumed similarity with what a turd would feel like if it were flipping around in your guts...
"I'm sure Pam is already flipping turds thinking about driving in this snow"
by GSchruth November 20, 2011
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turding

Turding means getting flustered, why this definition is changed is because it is awkward to ask people if they are flustered, so here is a new code word for people in need!
Are you turding?
by barack0bama May 27, 2022
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common turd

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.
Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"

Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."
by Seemerlin August 28, 2011
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Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.
'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"
by EG FRESH November 14, 2021
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