Skip to main content

Time Vampire

human beings who believe, regardless of how old they become, that the entire world revolves around them, and thus, SUCK the time from anything you may be doing. Contraindications are usually avoidance, but bribery has been known to work in some circles. Relocation physical proximity is often the only cure once bitten; that, and blocking them from being able to send any kind of Ethernet, internet or dog catcher's net transmissions.
They are such Time Vampires - I can get nothing done when they are around.
by libertyuk August 16, 2008
mugGet the Time Vampire mug.

me time

Quality time that self-absorbed narcissists set aside for themselves.
“My problem,” said the self-absorbed narcissist at the yoga retreat, “is that I'm just too giving. I really need to learn how to be a little more selfish. How to set aside a little more, you know, me time.”
by Dictionnaire Diabolique March 5, 2017
mugGet the me time mug.

Recovery Time

The time it takes for your jizz tank to fill back up.
by bigafromanshizz December 4, 2010
mugGet the Recovery Time mug.

Time Out

A Crappy Bar in Myrtle Beach, SC most known for its dismal shows, tired clientel, and sticky bathrooms.
Lets go to Time Out and see the glory hole
by Jaded_youth42069 May 5, 2011
mugGet the Time Out mug.

Country Time

The act of practicing oral sex on your partner directly after they urinate.
OMG. Lady at work asks me do I like Country Time? I'm like the lemonade. She is like no, like when you eat a woman after they pee. noooooo.....UNLIKE.
by mrholloway November 21, 2009
mugGet the Country Time mug.

Time Traveler

A woman who appears to age as she gets nearer to you.
I thought she was 21 from the other side of the club, but after I walked up to that Time Traveler, she had to have been at least 42.
by g.f.y. February 3, 2010
mugGet the Time Traveler mug.

double timing

A Style of Weight lifting, in which opposing muscle groups are worked back to back (also know as a super set) to decrease time spent lifting and increase intensity.
lets double time bench press and bicep curls I need to finish the workout up asap.

Im double timing this workout cause the game is on in one hour and I need to go.
by stanlifter December 13, 2017
mugGet the double timing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email