by geminijets October 27, 2020

Socks are gay
by Shining_Sunflower September 10, 2021

Ashamed off-shoot of bicyle riding environmentalist.Extremely opinionated with an irrational borderline racist hate of american music and love of ledgendary bands such as flavour of the month indie band "the Wombats"
"Wow,son of socks and sandels just said all american bands are shit"
Reply:"Well he's probably just trying to fit in"
Reply:"Well he's probably just trying to fit in"
by bloby23 January 5, 2008

by Dr.FreezeLove March 21, 2017

Like docking, but instead two uncircumcised penises are pressed together side by side. Their foreskins are then rolled together like you would a pair of socks.
by Jon Mayham April 11, 2025

When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!
Friend: What does that even mean?
Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
Friend: What does that even mean?
Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
by uglycrustacean June 11, 2018

The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up
by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024
