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Hanes Socks

Where all of these fuckin sexy girls search up and doing sexy stuff with them
Girl: Imma using Hanes socks for being sexy.
by geminijets October 27, 2020
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socks

Socks are gay because they are the same pair
Socks are gay
by Shining_Sunflower September 10, 2021
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Son of socks and sandels

Ashamed off-shoot of bicyle riding environmentalist.Extremely opinionated with an irrational borderline racist hate of american music and love of ledgendary bands such as flavour of the month indie band "the Wombats"
"Wow,son of socks and sandels just said all american bands are shit"

Reply:"Well he's probably just trying to fit in"
by bloby23 January 5, 2008
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Sock Flock

A flock of socks going through the air.
"MAN,LOOK AT THAT SOCK FLOCK!"-Paul The Women
by Dr.FreezeLove March 21, 2017
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Socking

Like docking, but instead two uncircumcised penises are pressed together side by side. Their foreskins are then rolled together like you would a pair of socks.
Nah man I’m sick of docking, let’s try socking this time instead.
by Jon Mayham April 11, 2025
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super saiyan sock monkey

When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.
Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!

Friend: What does that even mean?

Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!
by uglycrustacean June 11, 2018
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Sock muffle

The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up
Carl stop talking about your grandmother or I will fucking sock muffle you
by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024
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