smashstick 

A man who will let any bicth sit on his dick.

"I'm trying to fuck him, you think hes down?"
"Definitely! But he's a smashstick, you'll probably get the clap."

smashstick by capemay September 5, 2011

Smashing your salad 

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.

Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!

Smashing your salad by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011

smashed the pasty 

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

smashed the pasty by _linzi December 15, 2011

Smashitis

A disease where everyone and everything around is you is related to homosexuality.

I have smashitis

Smashitis by thezman1111 April 26, 2012

Smashing the Blackberry 

Accidently on purpose entering the back door while shagging doggy style.

We were doing it doggy doggy and i ended up smashing the blackberry

Smashing the Blackberry by ProMorriarty September 24, 2012

Smashing Day 

The 15th day of the month of May where you can smash all your broken stuff that has become worthless throughout the year. Or to smash things for fun because you like to break stuff. May 15th was chosen because a YouTube user posted a video saying May 15th was 'Smash Your iPod Day'. Since iPods aren't the only electronics to smash, or the only type of stuff to smash; That is why May 15th is declared Smashing Day. Not to mention the proximity to other holidays on the calendar is far enough away that May 15th is a great date.

Guy #1: Why do you have all these broken electronics stored in your garage.

Guy #2: I am saving them to smash up on Smashing Day, which is on May 15th. Want to smash things with me?

Guy #1: That sound great, I would love to celebrate Smashing Day with you! Lets plan for it.

Smashing Day by debit.servus April 4, 2013

smashed da homie 

To fuck a friend of the friend that ur trying to hook up with

stevie j and benzino off of love and hip hop Atlanta. Joselin smashed da homie

smashed da homie by Mr,MIke September 9, 2013