crayon sex

to draw profanity all over your school homework.

Tim had crayon sex with the teacher today.

by crayonwhore August 26, 2010

montana sex

When a man inserts his penis into a fish and then inserts the fish into a female's vagina. It often occurs near a mountain lake in the wilderness of the Rocky Mountains. The first occurrence happened in the fall of 1984 by some students of Montana State University but since then it has been known to happen many more times.

I had montana sex with a golden trout and my brother's wife last night. I hope my brother never finds out because he will kill me.

by MontanaLegacy1984 October 19, 2019

peepee sex

when someone (normally caucasian, a junior in highscool, and with a lame name like dylan) talks about sex in a stupid way.

Lee: Hey dylan, Whats up?
Dylan: Haha i just had peepee sex dude.
Lee: oh, ok.

by damn_daniel1234 January 12, 2018

Sex Lotto

Sex Lotto is a term used to describe the accidental discovery of fantastic chemistry. This is a rare occurrence and is visited on a lucky few.

Dude1: Hey Dude, how was your date last night with Kate?

Dude 2: Man, it was amazing... best sex ever - I feel like I won sex lotto!

by Bazarific November 4, 2011

clit sex

Squeezing a woman's clit between your thumb and forefinger until it enlargens enough to be sucked until she cums.

Dude! Emmy was so horny last night, she made me give her clit sex for over an hour!

by woman's rights association February 4, 2014

Sex Deafblindness

The sexually-generated state in which a couple turns on the television or music so loud they are unable to hear one another during any variety of sexual activities. Upon reaching climax, the man ejaculates in his partner's eyes so s/he is then unable to see, hear, or be heard over the noise, rendering them in a state of sex-induced deafblindness.

"Last night my girlfriend and I had sex with the television up too loud. I came in her eyes and she stumbled about like Helen Keller, but I couldn't hear what she was trying to say. Good thing sex deafblindness is temporary. It seemed pretty rough for her."

by StringAttic October 19, 2014

Sex Mirror

A large mirror faced towards the bed to allow you to watch yourself have sex.

"Oh bro how many shows have you watched on your sex mirror" "Who's counting?... 37."

by Bholiday April 17, 2012