beatcock syndrome

you beat your cock until it bleeds

my cock hurts bro i think its bleeding do i have beatcock syndrome?

by beatcock syndrome April 12, 2022

Drake syndrome

The phenomena that occurs when individuals, mainly those who identify as males, project an image of themselves as woke, affluent, and goal-oriented. However, the individual engages in hypocritical behavior where they use their status to gain sexual favors without being in a relationship.

Person 1: Hey friend, I’m really into this guy but I’m not sure he’s into me.

Person 2: He definitely has Drake Syndrome because I saw him with another girl the other day. He acts like he’s so cool, but he’s just trying to find who’s DTF.

Friend 1: Good thing you told me! I don’t want a fuck-boy.

by anonymous April 12, 2022

Duker syndrome

A syndrome that effects all people with names that rhyme with Duke.

Symptoms include retardedness, unfunniness and an addiction to flavored air.

Some people with the syndrome can suffer from silly goofiness. They also attempt to pass of the disease by approaching victims from the back and breathing on them silently. If they stand behind you for over 10 minutes without you noticing or smack their nic for more than 10 times in a row please contact a doctor immediately.

Lucas was just officially diagnosed with Duker Syndrome when he sat in his room alone on a Tuesday night smacking his cart.

by Pussyinniolator3000 April 13, 2022

MT Syndrome

Where you are terribly outnumbered on a matter yet still fight for your (usually the wrong) option

My friend has MT Syndrome, he said drenching his fries in sauce is better than dipping them in sauce. My whole friend group came after him!

by StarxLite April 20, 2022

"A" class syndrome

A term used to describe the tense, overcompetitive and pretentious nature of the "A" classes of schools (notably Asian ones), which results in factionalism and superiority complexes.

I'd suggest you don't submit that application to join class 2A. They suffer from "A" class syndrome.

by Elliotttheneko November 11, 2021

Oliver Syndrome

The person thinks that everything he does is spectacular. This mental illness also comes with a lack of showering and the inability to understand when his friends are saying a joke. The positivity of this illness is that the person instantly becomes platinum in Apex Legends.

-Have you met that guy in the library?
-Yeah, he stinks like a can of surströmming.
-Yeah... he must have Oliver Syndrome.

by sandwichenjoyer March 9, 2022

Inter syndrome

"Inter syndrome" is a disease, that develops while playing circle clicking game osu!, and causes its host to have a list of unique to this illness symptoms as: Chronical shit-missing, performance inconsistency that can reach 10/12 points on Richter magnitude scale, as well as indifference towards performing well, and heavy anxiety when underperforming.

Recommended therapy includes: Playing lower star rating maps, checking for adhd, not giving a single shit about it, also, you might be interesting in trying of just stopping to int. Alternatively, you can just become Cookiezi, the highlord of inting.

Me: Bro, I'm such a dirty inter, I almost fced freedom dive!!
Someone: I think you might have so called "Inter syndrome".
Me: I see. I really hope I won't become that Cookiezi guy.

by UmeChrono March 13, 2022