sloppy santa

Intercourse with a peppermint stick, and ends with egg nog.

Shelly knew that the evening was done after Kyle's initiation of a sloppy santa.

by jackbackattack November 2, 2017

sloppy dallas

When a redneck honky packs a fat lip and sucks you off

Hey boy would you come over here and give me a sloppy Dallas?

by Hittheyeet October 15, 2020

Sloppy Gandalf

Spray of mucus and vileness producing films of desk fungus and cubical rot, often followed by moist nasal clearing.

Frumpy just sloppy gandalfed and needs a wet nap.

by Cubewarrior February 2, 2017

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob but the person giving it to you has dip in their mouth.

“So how was sex with Bethany last night” asked Joe
“Great she gave me a Sloppy Dallas” Bob replied

by YaboyYa101 October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your girl packs a lip full of dip and suck you off.

Hey bb gurl give uncle bob a Sloppy Dallas.

by The Maker Of The Sloppy Dallas October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving a blow job with a dip of tobacco in

I gave my buddy a good-ol sloppy Dallas the other day.

by Sand honky October 15, 2020

Sloppy dallas

Where a girl packed with a mouth full of dip gives a blow job

Tom: hey Jimmy how was last night with Elizabeth

Jimmy:oh it was great, she gave me a sloppy dallas.

Tom:that sounds so great bubba

by Idkbreh October 15, 2020