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black monday

the monday after thanksgiving weekend when all businesses are open and people start buying from these businesses and shipping their purchases from black friday and the weekend for family and friends. The beginning of the busy season for the shipping industry.
after the four day thanksgiving weekend I sent out all the shit I bought after thanksgiving to the relatives on black monday.
by disgruntled box processor November 21, 2009
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Black waffle

Stefanie was having a threesome with the garbadgeman and the nextdoor hobo , an awfull smell came up from between her legs. That's when they noticed she had a black waffle
by JesusLovesChildren August 19, 2011
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Jack Black

Half of the God-like metal band: Tenacious D!

The Rock-Brother of Kyle Gass, and the metal LEGEND.
Owns the voice of an angel, and uses it to his advantage, and to ours.
If I had to suggest a song of theirs, to show his amazing voice, I'd suggest "Master Exploder" , because he hits many high notes during that one, and, as a matter-of-fact, he blows someone's mind. The man's head, literally, EXPLODES, because Jack was pointing at him, whilst singing this song.

Basically, Jack Black is a God.
Me: Wow, Jack Black has the best voice I've ever heard!
My Friend: Who?
Me: You're dead to me.
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Rebecca Black

stupid bitch who makes a horrible song named friday with a random black guy singing in the middle and under aged kids driving their parents car.
guy 1:bro have you listened to rebecca black yet
guy 2:no man why
guy 1: shes a dumb bitch
by rebeccablackfaggg April 13, 2011
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morrocan black

A very stong type of solids, not even legalized in amsterdam
this will fuk u up
by Craig 'bud smoke inhaler' November 4, 2003
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black escondido

A black Escondido is a term used by the black society used to describe a white outsider with an unusually small penis.
Thug #1- Yo my ni**a look at this bitch ass black escondido we got crusing around on our streets

Thug #2- I hate these bitch ass black escondidos they got that small shit ye dig?

Thug#1-Lets jack his ride i dont want know N***a ass escondidos in my good
by black man ye dig 2 August 7, 2010
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the black hood

a super cool guy who was just trying to cleanse riverdale of sinners.
a really cool dude: hey, did you hear about that hero, the black hood? I love that guy.
by theblackhood June 15, 2018
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