Supplies: 1-Large tortilla shell, diarrhea or big poop, cheese moldy preferred, microwave (probably one that is going to get thrown away), 3 person sling shot. Steps lay out tortilla shell and lay a meaty scud monkey where the meat would be, sprinkle the zesty molded cheese on the turd and microwave for 1:00 min or until cheese on turd is melted and crisssssspy, then grab 2 friends to aid in this epicness, load the bean rito Im the cockpit of the 3 person slingshot of doom and let it go right in the victims cock sucker! (way better if their sleeping)
Codak: dude it was hilarious when we slapped Justen in the face with that bean burrito bomb!
James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!
James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!
by turd burgler6969 April 4, 2010
Get the bean burrito bombmug. The gay people who caused all of the things to go wrong in the world, for example, 9/11, COVID, etc.
by antagonisticOctopi June 13, 2021
Get the Gacha Beans Gcmug. A st8 girl who only hangs out with gay chics. Instead of the word Fag Hag, A st8 girl that hangs with gay boys.
by DCGlitter December 28, 2007
Get the Bean Bagmug. Delicious Beans is a form of eating a horse. If you put a horse leg in the horses mouth then spread butter on its ear while drinking Kool-Aid it will taste like beans and other delicious foods like Chunky Jesus Juice..
by HumbleElephantwithaLollypop September 30, 2006
Get the Delicious Beansmug. When you are too lazy/tired to take off your girlfriend’s stockings before having sex – so you bust right through them with your fist.
Woman: Hunny I’m too tired to take my stockings off.
Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.
Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.
by Tinka Parker February 24, 2008
Get the Jackin' the bean stockmug. by Noosemoose April 18, 2018
Get the Slippery beanmug. by Beanoooo February 19, 2018
Get the eggs and beansmug.