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Ninja

(1) Me: Yo what's up man?
Him: I'm upset bro.
Me: Why?
Him: I heard Ninja has more subs on YouTube than Tfue.
Me: Aw shit man, that sucks.
Him: I know right?

(2)Me: Yo I'm pissed dawg!
Him: Me too bro.
Me: Its cuz fuckin Ninja has more dubs than Tfue.
Him: Yeah, I gotta go now though.

(3)Me: Hey honey. Where are my Mouse and Keyboard?
Her: On the desk.
Me: Ok. I'm gonna streamsnipe a Virgin named Ninja on Fortnite
by Destroyer902 February 4, 2019
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Ninja Shat

To shit in someone else’s house and leave no skid marks or smell without their knowledge
by NinjaShat April 10, 2025
mugGet the Ninja Shatmug.

National Bitch Ass Ninja Day

International day to post a person you think fits the definition. Unlike national best friend day this is for the people to post anyone they think deserves the title
When is National Bitch Ass Ninja Day ? Cuz I got a few people I want to post
by AYYYESAP October 4, 2023
mugGet the National Bitch Ass Ninja Daymug.

Ninja

A Twitch User Who Rages A Lot In FORTNITE And Other Games.
He Rages A Lot That He Says This To A 10 Year Old Kid
10 Year Old Kid: Aw Fucc U
Ninja: THE FUCK U SAID TO ME U LITTLE SHIT!
Ninja Reported A Fortnite Player Ninja Wrote That He Was Stream Snipping.
mugGet the Ninjamug.

Depressed fruit ninja

A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.
Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus
by Gilliams June 6, 2022
mugGet the Depressed fruit ninjamug.

Ninja Affliction

The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.
Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!
by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012
mugGet the Ninja Afflictionmug.

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