Ninja

Famous Fortnite player that made the game more played, played with Drake, Travis Scott, and Juju. He also used to play PUBG, and makes $500,000 a MONTH playing Fortnite Battle Royale.

Bro did you see Ninja's new YouTube video? He got 29 kills in a solo-squad!!!

by iDoodle Ant May 16, 2018

Ninja

Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.

Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.

Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.

Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?

*sits in a corner and ponders this*

by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018

Code Ninja

A mercenary-level developer that produces obfuscated code that fullfills the case study, thus bein able to charge his freelance honoraries faster than a Ninja can draw a Shuriken from his robe.
His obfuscation stems not from bad faith, but merely from getting results as fast as possible; and mainly because, like the proverbial Ninja, he claims to be a Black Belt master of any weapon (language) he gets his hand on.
"Jack of All Trades, Master of None" is a phrase of wisdom he disdains with a sense of pride.

This dude is a Code Ninja, no matter in which language is the thing written in. Code's a bit messy, but the customer got his results rather quickly.

by alejandrob April 13, 2018

ninja dagger

A katana like dagger used by ninjas

I throw my ninja dagger and hit you between the eyes.

by Ser Owen October 29, 2017

ninja quit

To quit a job without anyone knowing. Be stealthy like a ninja. Just slowing pack up your stuff little by little and then never come back.

I hated that job so much that I had to ninja quit. Slowly packed up my shit and left my resignation letter in boss' letter tray.

by siamkittie March 24, 2017

Ninja Turtle

A turtle that is classified as a ninja but actually it's a secret!

Bobby ate a huge ninja turtle.

by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017

hand ninja

a person skilled in the art of sexual-pleasure, usually Asian.

that Japanese girl gives great massages! she's one hell of a hand ninja

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 4, 2017