Dad

My dad is not like other dads. He truly cares about me and my sister, and does the most that he can to make us have good lives. He works and works to take care of us, and he doesn’t get as much recognition as he should. My dad is funny, jokes around (makes mostly dad jokes), and is really good at technology. This Father’s Day, I wanted to see if I could get this on a mug since there’s always coffee brewed in the mornings. But hey dad, thank you for being extraordinary and I love you so much, and thank you for everything you do. You make a big difference in my life each day, happy Father’s Day.
I’m hopefully gonna get my dad a Fathers Day mug with my own urban dictionary description on it.
by saraoic June 12, 2018
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Dad

"My dad is getting milk"
"For 7 years?"

"Yes."
by The_McKenna October 09, 2022
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Dad

1) A person who makes terrible jokes.

2) A person who always leaves halfway through something.
Person 1: Knock knock
You: Fuck off dad.

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Person 1: We were playing CS:GO and he left halfway through the match.

You: Like my dad.
by ShadyDefinitions September 30, 2018
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DADS

Bro, i’m so hungover from last night and i have the DADS.

I’ve been on the toilet all day, i think i have the DADS from last night.
by badbitchall2020 August 23, 2020
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Dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back, leaving you dad-less
Dad: I'm going to go get the milk
Me:Okay!

15 years later
Me:I wonder if Dad ever got the milk
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he left when u were 4 its ok
my dad never cam back with the milk toby? its ok
by Vtobyjr September 30, 2020
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why did dad leave
by cladymore74 May 07, 2019
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