Girth Maxing

When you lie on the road and let your wiener get flattened

My friend need some more girth so I told him how to start girth maxing

by porrage licker April 24, 2024

Max Beringer

loves child porn and everything about little children

Max Beringer loves kids

by 2008MaxBeringer26AinsleyAvenue June 27, 2024

Max Ingram

Max ingram is a nonce name. he is generally good but he can't pick up any girls. he simps for them a lot. most of them look really ugly.

oh there is max ingram. oh i don't care.

by senpao November 13, 2020

Aura Maxing

"Aura" or "Aura Maxing" is an internet term to describe how gravitational ones presence is. Usually by being mysterious, attractive, intelligent, etc...

- You can loose aura points by going out of your way to look cool and failing in the process.

- Some people just naturally have high aura but some also gain it as well.

"Everyone be so curious about this nigga. I don't get it, he just be chilling fr."

"Yeah, bros tryna aura max lol"

*+5000 aura points*

- The rabbit thinks he can sleep during a race because the turtle is slow.

- Rabbit oversleeps and looses the race to a damn turtle.

*-5000 aura points*

Aura Maxing

by xenteno June 2, 2024

Max Ingham

He will touch you here and there,
He will touch you everywhere.

Just use it to describe max Ingham

by Humans jhbe September 22, 2023

Max

Is usually good at everything, except for video games. Gets good grades and has a lot of friends but isn’t very popular among his school. Isn’t the hottest guy in the room but is more personality than looks. Has a great relationship with his family and friends. Max is very athletic and plays about every sport possible. Relationship wise he is only looking for the perfect girl and nothing less but nobody likes him so he’s lonely.

Note: I am a Max so this information is 100% accurate

Everyone: You should just stop playing fortnite, your soooo trash.

Max: It’s fine I have football practice anyway and after that I have basketball.

by maxroni09 December 4, 2020

Max Hoffman

A 200Ib 11 year old kid who gets no bitches

Max Hoffman gets no hoes

by Maseyys December 22, 2021