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Max

Max is a beautiful male that likes to hangout with friends and his girlfriend. All the girls walk past him and think about his massive cock tearing her to shreds. Big cock, great personality, charming. The girl who gets him won the lottery.
Look at Max. I want his huge cock tearing me apart!
by Yeah dhdhdnsnsnjx May 23, 2021
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retard maxxing

a mindset of deliberately rejecting overthinking and excessive self-analysis, choosing instead to live simply, act instinctively, and use one’s mind only for practical tasks rather than self-doubt or rumination.
After years of overthinking every decision, he finally started retard maxxing - just doing what needed to be done and not listening to the noise in his head.
by WomanPropagandist October 26, 2025
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Max

Max is a person who has large genitals and is good looking, we all need a max in our life
Jeez I wish I was max
by Jamaica23 January 1, 2023
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Max Payne Thousand

Bad ass female. She cool asf. Typically used when talking to the guys.
Person 1 : Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over tonight.
Person 2 YOOOO! She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho brodie. You alr know how im coming
by raawr :| June 21, 2022
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Max

Guy that falls asleep because of too much alcohol.
Man with a relatively large afro: ‘yo where is Max?’
Boy with sick fat beard: ‘He’s sleeping because he drank too much. What a lightweight!’

The man and boy laugh too loud while slapping their thighs.
by The Great Harry Testes May 9, 2018
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Max

he is such a max
by waaaaaaa541 October 6, 2021
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Max

Max a Spacky,idiot,annoying,completley unfunny guy but hes CUTE 😚😚😚😚😚
Person 1:Whos that bigheaded guy
Person 2:MAX
by BiGmAxLoVeR69 October 23, 2020
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