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by AddictOfWhilster February 27, 2025
by Coldlakeratchet April 11, 2016
The act of making out with your homies before bed, and wishing them goodnight.
While kissing the homies goodnight is not gay, making out with the homies goodnight is. Only gay people make out with the homies.
While kissing the homies goodnight is not gay, making out with the homies goodnight is. Only gay people make out with the homies.
Josh: Sorry, I was making out with the homies goodnight.
Sarah: Isn't that gay?
Josh: Yes. This is my way of saying goodbye.
Sarah: ...Josh??
Josh:...
Sarah: Josh please you're being ridiculous!
*Born This Way by Lady Gaga plays*
Sarah: Isn't that gay?
Josh: Yes. This is my way of saying goodbye.
Sarah: ...Josh??
Josh:...
Sarah: Josh please you're being ridiculous!
*Born This Way by Lady Gaga plays*
by JoshtheNOTgayguy1275 November 14, 2023
Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 02, 2024
by the smexy ass bish May 13, 2020
When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 20, 2019
Should I go out and make babies
by Alex tempolino November 14, 2021