Three Legged Penis

When your getting head and you have three balls.

Damn thats a nice Three Legged Penis

by SpecializedEdisonCreator January 16, 2021

legged

Being called out and embarrassed by a superior or nemesis.

Fuck, Chad. I shouldn’t have skipped lecture to drink with the boys. I got absolutely legged by Professor Fuckface this morning

by CarokineBaskinSux May 13, 2021

Spaghetti legs

A term descriptive of elder statesmen at a soirée when, after a few libations, feel compelled to gravitate towards the dance floor, whereby their ambition outstrips there ability in an attempt to “get down”, resulting in a sight resembling strings of freshly boiled spaghetti dangling out the bottom of a colander in rather sporadic fashion

Check out aunt Mable, few sherries and she’s got a dose of the old spaghetti legs

by Unclegripper July 9, 2021

snakes have legs

False information that is typically found and spread on the internet. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.

"Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust?"

"I don't know man, it kinda sounds like snakes have legs."

by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024

Flippin' Frog Legs

Another word for jumpin jehoshaphat, or holy smokes! of which Uncle Grandpa says in the episode Escalator

Flippin' Frog Legs, did you see that?!

by Flippin' Frog Legs February 20, 2021

Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 4, 2018

Leggings Day

Leggings Day (February 21st): A sacred holiday dedicated to the universal truth that real pants are overrated. On this day, people of all ages and backgrounds unite by wearing their stretchiest, comfiest leggings—whether for working out, lounging, or pretending they’ll go to the gym. Traditions include aggressively defending the “leggings are pants” argument, performing the ceremonial waistband stretch test after eating too much, and silently judging those who still wear jeans. Some observe this holiday most Friday’s for, white girl friday!

It’s leggings day!

Owen is wearing his leggings!

by L3gMan February 21, 2025