The Dave Way

The very best way of doing something. Possibly the greatest way of doing anything ever.

I think we should use a pressure washer with 5K roto tips to clean this filth off the wall... Nope The Dave Way says 36 grit sand paper and fan tips is better.

by Nerdsloth April 17, 2022

Way

British. The correct term to use when you're at a pub or restaurant with the lads, and some bellend smashes a glass or plate. Failing to do so will curse both you and your family to an eternity escalating Freddo prices.

>SMASH!<
'WAY!'

by Potato Ninja 3000 June 5, 2017

three-way guacamole

A three-way guacamoleis the fetishistic act during a three way where one participant releases their bowels onto the other participants. Becomes three-way guacamole when the participant has diarrhea and all three participants roll around on top of each other to spread the feces.

"Yo dude, did you hear about Robert last night? He had a three-way guacamole!"
"What?! That shit's nasty!"

by Avocados Boi May 20, 2018

The tommo way

A phrase that is used by Louis tomlinson fans to be annoying and attack people for no good reason. The term originates from Louis tomlinson saying “the tommo way” whenever he does something out of the ordinary. Fans have used it as an excuse to to copy their idols rude behavior.

Louies: hold my tpwk, I’m doing things the tommo way
Harries: all we did was tell you to respect Jeff azoff

by dilfrry February 17, 2021

nates way

Riding a motorcycle from West Virginia, south through the bottom states of America, driving up the coast and bouncing up and down through the heart of America until you arrive home.

Me and trays goin nates way, you coming?

by whiteboy304 March 18, 2014

Sze Wai

A derrogative term and vulgarity. Sze Wai is the greatest insult you could ever throw at someone. Calling someone a Sze Wai is the equivalent of using all vulgarities in the English and Chinese language against them.

Chad: " My mother is such a Sze Wai,"
Stephanie: "Yo dude take that back!"

by Sze Wai lover November 10, 2021

Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.

Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.

by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014