men i trust

a band loved by beautiful chill artsy girls and men who fuck hella beautiful chill artsy girls

dude: wanna go stargazing and listen to men i trust?
girl: yea i’ll bring a blanket and we can take cute pics

by sleepy_guacamole November 11, 2022

I Love Democracy

The phrase that you say when you like how a vote turns out.

"What's the worst pet to have?"

DOG: 5%

CAT: 7%
A KID: 88%

"I love democracy."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

I love cock

Its is a slang for "i love you too'

Woman: do you love me
Man: i love cock
Woman: what the fuck

by JibranmRauf March 5, 2022

I believe in Science

The religious saying of someone who worships the Lord anyone who proclaims to be a "Scientist" and follows the religion of Science accepting all its dogmas without questions.

The people who put Radium (Ra) in their underwear when Science told them it was healthy.

I’m going to stop farting to stop climate change, I believe in Science

I believe in Science, you also should listen to Bill Gates

I'm getting vaccinated because I believe in Science

by J B10 May 15, 2021

I Am The Milkman

Commonly used by people who are milkmen

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!

by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 16, 2021

Why I drink

Why I drink is a phrase derived from the animation Ramshackle by Zeddyzi, specifically a common line for the character Stone. The phrase why I drink or This is why I drink can be used to denote extreme agitation or annoyance.

Person 1: does some dumb shit
Person 2: *points over* Why I drink
Person 2 (alternate timeline) : This is why I drink

by VerdantWyvern May 25, 2021

I rub you

When somebody says I rub you, they are threatening to rub you.

“I rub you”
“Oh”

by sharnus March 4, 2023