A sport very similar to baseball. American hit-or-pitch borrowed the concept of offensive only and defensive only players from football, but limited the switch to only one position.
The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.
The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.
The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.
The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.
by KramerKnowsEverything June 29, 2014
Get the American hit-or-pitchmug. A way to describe how bad things are or will be and the effects will be widespread. Yes, when shit hits the fan its bad and only get on you, but when it hits the ceiling fan it's getting on everyone and everything.
Did you do your part of the homework?
No, dude! Shit hit the ceiling fan and now everything is mess up!
No, dude! Shit hit the ceiling fan and now everything is mess up!
by INCYCShow March 11, 2022
Get the Shit hit the ceiling fanmug. when taking a large hit of weed, usually off a pipe or joint, a maneuver where you french inhale the smoke and blow out a single, large smoke ring. originated in oakland, california
by fuckyeah420 May 6, 2011
Get the Oakland Hitmug. The time for and when to beat your meat
by RocketMan_6911 January 20, 2018
Get the Hit the haymug. I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
by a meme definition October 9, 2023
Get the I will hit you with a metal polemug. by Maquoia June 30, 2023
Get the scared to hitmug. The cowardly act of physically assaulting someone and then reporting the victim to the police whenever he/she retaliates in defense.
Police Officer:We just got a report that you just assaulted someone. Please explain to me the reason for your action.
Suspect: I was not the one that assaulted him, I was just walking around minding my own business. I was the victim of a hit n snitch.
Suspect: I was not the one that assaulted him, I was just walking around minding my own business. I was the victim of a hit n snitch.
by redelman43199 June 7, 2011
Get the hit n snitchmug.