The Golden Turkey

Similar to getting a turkey, but finishing in a different hole each night.
by Kyleness6969 November 20, 2024
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Golden Laptop

The golden laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide under the table until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and skull fuck him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.
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Golden brunette

the lightest variant of brunette. golden brunette women have beautiful golden brown hair and a kind temperament that is more earthy and warm then blondes but more carefree and optimistic then other brunettes. golden brunettes are beautiful and gentle women and one of lifes true wonders.
Denise from the big bang theory is a quantassential golden brunette. kind and gentle and fun and warm. steward struck gold with this beautiful sweet woman.
by anonymous July 27, 2023
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Golden Gay/Lesbian

Harmful term for the lgbtq+ community that is used to signify that a person that identifies as gay or lesbian had never had sex with the other gender.

The term is considered harmful by members of the community for some of the following reasons (list not exclusive):
It shames people that were not identifying with that one term from the beginning on, making them feel less.
It pushes the stereotype of having to know you were gay or lesbian since forever, not allowing people to have space in order to experiment with their sexuality.
It creates this "elite" of people that were always aware they were gay/lesbian.
It takes away from experiences that closeted and scared lgbtq+ people had, trying to fit in by being with the opposite sex.
"Sarah has never been with a man, has she?"
"Yeah, she's a Golden Gay/Lesbian."
by Niel.for.me February 6, 2024
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The Golden Spider

This man is the star of many twelve year olds wet dreams, and the king of gaming, people who reject this definition are most likely old paedophiles that don't like him...
Me: Check out The Golden Spider's newest video!
Him: It's just a bunch of gaming videos, there all the same...
by Buttingboii321 October 24, 2018
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golden shaft

The name of a really awesome water pump.
Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!
by TheChens December 12, 2019
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Czech golden shower

When you get showered in hot brass from a VZ-61 submachine gun.
The VZ-61 fires so fast, it gave me a Czech golden shower.
by stripes1331 November 17, 2022
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