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Ghetto Doting

When you just on that bandwagon cause it's the flave of the season. It's going to degrade anyway, but it's still pretty bangin'.
Yea, Ill prob just ghetto doting my stuff w/ tascam 414 and my tape deck.
by Jack Parsnips January 16, 2017
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ghetto paved

When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.
Cianci:Did you pave Stafford Road yet?
PlunderDome555:No, I just ghetto paved it.
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ghetto binding

A method of binding volumes of documents whereby the binder staples the document lengthwise in three places on the left side of the page (i.e. top, middle, and bottom) and then wraps the entire left side of the document volume, front to back, with electrical tape, covering up the staples and creating a crude binding.
Uh oh, these appellate briefs need to be in the court's hands in Albany no later than tomorrow, FedEx Office is telling me they won't finish binding them by the final pickup time tonight for overnight delivery, and the court will reject the entire appeal if they are not bound according to its uptight rules. what do I do?

You should consider ghetto binding that shit, counsel!
by Alan Doucheowitz May 13, 2017
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Ghetto Root

Oh no that Ghetto Root is throwing a temper.
There's a Ghetto Root swearing, throwing up gang signs, and taking his shirt off in the parking lot.
That Ghetto Root claps Everytime he talks.
by Red Android June 12, 2018
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Ghetto Udon

Ghetto Udon is a recipe (presumably american) made by blending pasta (preferrably spaghetti) into fine powder first, then mixing it with eggs to form a dough. Said dough must be formed into a (preferrably pizza sized) circle (to anger the old gods of italy even more and putting a curse on your whole family for the next 15 generations), then cut into thick slices resembling japanese udon noodles (thus making them all have different size, this is important). These are then boiled in hot water and topped with tomato sauce and cheese (or any other sauce of your choosing, you monster)
I was fucked up high and made ghetto udon for my homies on evening. Even my best and most toelerant homies got all "Momma Mia" and startet beating the crap out of me - they made me swear never to repeat that thing ever again.
by Wermutstropfer July 12, 2023
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ghetto props

The act of giving ironical respect to an 'uncool' person attempting to be 'hip' or 'down with the kids'
Newsreader: That song is really 'groovy'
Me: She gets mad ghetto props for that
by lost_rob March 10, 2007
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Ghetto

Doing something weird that no one would do or a local would:Ruling a math book with the bottom of a padlock, milk before cereal
As ghetto as keith
by c0oLKidswithaStHma December 10, 2021
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