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chocolate fruit by xavierbones October 13, 2010
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dog-fruiter
He called you a dog-fruiter!
Dog-fruiters get in trouble from co-workers.
He says dog- fruiter a lot!
A nice person, is not a dog-fruiter
Dog-fruiters get in trouble from co-workers.
He says dog- fruiter a lot!
A nice person, is not a dog-fruiter
dog-fruiter by maria91 October 16, 2010
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Passion Fruit/Vegetable
A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.
Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.
Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.
Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable
Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.
Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable
Passion Fruit/Vegetable by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011
Poison fruit
Like Jello shots, Poison fruit is a creative and delicious way to have fun with alcohol shots. The basic concept is simple: Fruit that is left in flavored vodka, coated in white sugar, then dipped again in a different flavor vodka.
Usually strawberries, pineapple or watermelon pieces are best to use because of their harder exterior and juicy interior.
What you do is take pieces of fruit, soak them in fruit-flavored vodka (The best flavors to compliment the fruit are Coconut Rum, Watermelon, Raspberry, Mango, Strawberry and Cherry flavored vodkas) for about an hour and a half. Then, take the fruit out and heavily coat them in sugar for a couple minutes. Finally, tick a toothpick in it and quickly dip the whole thing in a DIFFERENT flavored vodka to compliment the other. And voila!! Poison fruit!
Usually strawberries, pineapple or watermelon pieces are best to use because of their harder exterior and juicy interior.
What you do is take pieces of fruit, soak them in fruit-flavored vodka (The best flavors to compliment the fruit are Coconut Rum, Watermelon, Raspberry, Mango, Strawberry and Cherry flavored vodkas) for about an hour and a half. Then, take the fruit out and heavily coat them in sugar for a couple minutes. Finally, tick a toothpick in it and quickly dip the whole thing in a DIFFERENT flavored vodka to compliment the other. And voila!! Poison fruit!
"Man did you try that poison fruit at jason's party?"
"Hell yea raspberries with watermelon and coconut vodka, they were good! It snuck up on me later!
"Hell yea raspberries with watermelon and coconut vodka, they were good! It snuck up on me later!
Poison fruit by partyevenharder June 8, 2011
Golden Fruit Smash
Golden Fruit Smash by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011
Artificial Fruit
A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.
Opposite: Bromosexual
Opposite: Bromosexual
Artificial Fruit by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013
25% fruit juice
When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
25% fruit juice by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013