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Ethan

Thinks he’s a real g but has a tiny knob
Ethan is a twat
by Mr Phil August 3, 2023
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Ethan

Ethan is the most athletic, funny and hot person he is also very sexy
by EthanP982 January 31, 2022
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Ethan

Ethan is the most imature person you’ll ever meet Ethan is a massive bum when a god (whichever it is you believe in) looks at him he crys
Gandhi- Ethan fucking sucks
Batman- I’m Batman! Btw fuck Ethan

Puppies everywhere- arf (roughly translates to Ethan fucking sucks)
by Ethansucks502 June 1, 2020
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Ethan

Although he says he loves you he's a big fat fucking liar who doesn't know how to swim against the waves pulling him away, he'll consistently make you out to be the bad guy ladies run away from every ETHAN EVERY
Ethan is a fucking slut
by Dishonest_eyes July 25, 2025
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Ethan

THAT ETHAN keeps screwing up his sentences. What does "I'm fockers" even mean?
by Isaac Cockman IV March 2, 2020
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Ethan

Ethan is the most attractive, loyal, handsome, and caring guy you will ever meet.If you have an ethan in your life your very lucky. If he's your keep ahold of him because he's going to treat you like a queen/king.He will do anything for you and I mean anything.
Ethan is the most amazing thing that's ever happened to me.
by Itzzemmers May 3, 2021
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Ethan

Ethan is an enigma. He's really nice, and you love that about him, but he's got this glare that makes you question the morality of your close to unruly staring at his attractive(but somehow not really attractive) face. Ethan is really sweet-until he isn't-and he's got a little sister who likes scrunchies and those sparkly lunchboxes from Justice that have letters on them. Ethan thinks saying you have a big forehead is an insult and not just a fact.
Sport person: You heard that super funny thing Ethan said today?
Normal person: No, no I did not.
by JonasTheOriginalSeries January 25, 2021
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