Some useless fucker who passes himself around like a bag of chips, has no social net worth and rely on to many people, if u meet a person named ethan just use the phrase agree to disagree because he just speaking to you just to waste time
by Biggestkikever July 1, 2021

A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.
by Ieatass69lolkillthejews January 10, 2019

Ethan is the gayest kid out there. He might not show it but given any chance he will take the opportunity to enjoy some banana sucking 😏
by unluckysluttycookie July 17, 2021

“she was full so she ethaned and pulled a “dala2 kesse”
He was breaking down so his friend was ethaning and replied with “betsir”
He was breaking down so his friend was ethaning and replied with “betsir”
by amkh October 13, 2021

Ethan is the most imature person you’ll ever meet Ethan is a massive bum when a god (whichever it is you believe in) looks at him he crys
Gandhi- Ethan fucking sucks
Batman- I’m Batman! Btw fuck Ethan
Puppies everywhere- arf (roughly translates to Ethan fucking sucks)
Batman- I’m Batman! Btw fuck Ethan
Puppies everywhere- arf (roughly translates to Ethan fucking sucks)
by Ethansucks502 June 1, 2020
