david millan

A plumpy illegal Mexican

David millan unmute your Mike before I squeeze your cheeks

by Yess1i February 17, 2022

Lil David

A Nickname For a Redneck Who Is typically a dumbass usually is 200 pounds is a alcoholic drives a Chevy has tattoos wears shirts without sleeves and does dumb shit

Person 1 : hey why is he passed out

Person 2: oh that’s Johnny he always is drunker than cooter brown he gets all the bitches

Person 1 : what a dumb fuck he’s a lil David

by Shitting with the door open October 13, 2023

David

Not daddy

David is not daddy kaora is

by Smwkwjwjew January 3, 2021

David

One of the kinkiest, freakiest men you will ever meet. Oftentimes, you'll see him (or sometimes her) strolling by the public zoo or aquarium, eyeballing the various species of animal and aquatic life. No one is safe from David's grasp, not even your next-door squirrel community. So be safe and be wary...or face the consequences.

There's a David, twerking in the middle of Times Square.

by BarkShigga May 14, 2021

david long

If you have this name you are probably a gourmet foods teacher at a high school in northern Virginia with a widows peak, 4 o clock aftershave, fairly hairy arms, cargo pants and obsession with younger boys. If this man is your teacher hide your wangs in your pants and make sure not to pop a boner in class or else he might pop a boner in you.

David Long: If you want your phone your gonna have to see me after class young man.

by MonkeyLadie July 2, 2016

David

David is a king. Not just only a king he does more for people than him self, David smokes all his pain away with backwoods and marijuana. He loves sport and loves sex. Big personality big heart and big dick.

David , I’m scared of that nigga

by anonymous November 23, 2021

David

Your korean looking friend who completely defies any asian stereotype

"I love David, but he sucks at math and videogames"

by Ricardo Reis June 3, 2018