dad joke

A dad joke is a joke created by a father figure.

The dad joke is not funny.

honey, stop telling dad jokes im going insane.

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

dad or daddy

When you see a younger woman with a much older man and you ask yourself, is that her dad or her daddy?

Dad: Her biological father
Daddy: Her sugar Daddy

Is that Taylor’s Dad or Daddy?

by Anita Deeznutz February 22, 2025

Dad

Nonexistent

Me “Hi Dad”
Dad:

Oh wait he left

by Thhwwippp Thhhwwwipp April 11, 2023

"Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing

When your parents constantly say to ask the other parent when you ask something, making you stuck in a loop.

"Mom and dad, will you please stop "Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing and just say yes or no?"

by Da_Goat_1 October 9, 2025

Dad

I love you

Jonny:dad
Carrie:dad

Carrie and Jonny say I love you

by Milfsforlifw November 1, 2021

dad

a man that ran away when you came down to earth

Son: Hey mom where is dad?
Mom: He went to get the m i l k...

by daddy owo January 2, 2022

Dad

Dad is a grate funny strong man who you can have a laugh with also will always be there to protect there daughter from a man

My dad is a very interesting person

by Livvy tock ❤️✨ December 4, 2020