Gay Christian

What the name says

remember, a Gay Christian is not a contradiction a hateful one is

by TheBaseliner September 5, 2024

fremont christian school

crusty bankrupt school. 50/50 chance they fire your favorite teacher at the end of the year. everyone is gossiped about. no one is safe. oh and god forbid you add a rainbow somewhere on an art assignment.

dont send your kids here if you dont want them to deposit you to an underpaid nursing home as soon as they grow up.

person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: fremont christian school
person 1: are you okay
person 2: no

by legallynamed October 20, 2024

Neo-christian

Any member of a spectrum of evangelical movements purporting to be Christianity, which are actually political entities and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for sleazy, fascist, racist, misogynistic pedophiles with private jets, all masquerading as religion.

I guess since no one has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave us and live like gods at our expense, we're just gonna let a bunch of spineless ratfucking neo-christians take over the government and lead us into World War 3...

by Superfluous Archer January 26, 2024

Master Christian

A person who Does NO HARM
A person who Treats people GREAT
A person who Takes Care of people's NEEDS

He/Her are like a master Christian, the way they carry themselves with no Sin; I bet they are getting into Heaven. Hehe *michael jackson laff*

by Jamel Ashton Patten February 3, 2024

fideles christian school

send help! 💗🤣🎀
we have a conspiracy theorist as a main representative for our school and piles of cat liter in the classes when we have floods. also mrs gregory has a dick unfortunately‼️🫵

fideles christian school has a multi-genitaled teacher.

by underwingtalkative February 11, 2024

A Christian

When you hit a golf ball from one side of the green to the other.

For christs sake…. I’ve done A Christian. I’m off to the Red Lion, I’ll see you there.

by Ze Germans. February 16, 2024

Julius Christian Kjerrumgaard Hermann

A cutie patootie kattegrilling

Person 1: Hey my name is Julius Christian Kjerrumgaard Hermann
Person 2: Oh so you are cutie patootie kattegrilling?

by GalaxyAnusObliterator February 17, 2024