Blowing out of both ends of the pipe

Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.

Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."

"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."

by M7NESTUD14 September 6, 2025

California Blow Dryer

The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)

Man last night was crazy, I received my first California blow dryer of this spring!

by Teddybarbeque April 22, 2024

Chocolate Rain-blow

A chocolate rain-blow is when a lady of the night is doing a hand-stand and giving you a blow job while simultaneously having explosive diarrhea

I just had the most gnarly chocolate rain-blow in the bathroom dawg.

by Pickle-Dill February 17, 2025

Mississippi blow gun

Placing pez in your pee hole before you nut inside an orifice

Bend over, looks like you need a Mississippi blow gun!

by Dingis232 May 3, 2023

Texas blow drying

The act of using one’s mouth to blow cum out of another persons asshole after anal sex

Dude there was so much nut in my butt I had to ask if he minded Texas blow drying me.

by Lesean McCoy July 12, 2025

Boom Baby Blow

When you fuck a girl in all her holes,and right after u cum in her you place a plug in that holethis includes all holes you came in) then once your done,you connect all plugs to a chain and yank them out all at once. If done correctly, the girl will orgasm and shoot cum out of all holes.

Wade: "Hey Jim,wheres my little sister?"
Jim: "Oh shes just recovering."
Wade: "from what."
Jim: "The Boom Baby Blow"
Wade: "STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY LITTLE SIS!"

by Evilerskull May 3, 2019

Blowed

past tense of word blow

"my nose is pissing blood"
"why"
"i blowed it too hard"

by willisawesome69 November 15, 2022