morning asshole

An asshole in the morning

When your Fiancé wants to be an asshole and complain about everything in the morning she should be a morning asshole

morning asshole by JR miami February 26, 2018

gentle asshole 

an asshole that is gentle

May I have a piece of that gentle asshole of yours? thanks !

gentle asshole by gentleasshole April 5, 2018

deep asshole

serious trouble

No, are you crazy we could get in deep asshole

deep asshole by jamaker'smoneymaker May 22, 2018

Captain asshole 

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

Captain asshole by Merkp June 7, 2018

nine assholes 

Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.

That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.

nine assholes by sarcasticallybrilliant June 16, 2018

righteous asshole 

a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone

haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"

righteous asshole by heccarina June 18, 2018

torqued asshole 

Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities

I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex

torqued asshole by NtotheD October 9, 2018