gen alpha

not in a good state, mostly obsessed with skibidi toilet ohio or fanum tax

ohio sigma fanum tax-

AN EXAMPLE OF gen alpha NOT IN A GOOD STATE RIGHT NOW

by randomdictionaire January 3, 2024

gen alpha brain rot

the retarded sh!t my brother wacthes

dees: quit wacthing that gen alpha brain rot

by P H O N K G O D January 9, 2024

Gen Alpha

Kids born in 2010-2024 who are definitely born in the wrong generation 100% and should stop being born in those years! The Gen Z people who where born in the 2000s (2000-2009) often complain about being born in the wrong generation and want to be born in the 1990s but in reality they where born in the last decent generation.

Lakeesha: Phew! I was born in 2009! I was so close but I dodged Gen Alpha successfully!

Samaria: I was born in 2011! Damn it! I was born in the wrong generation! Why can’t god send me here at least 2 years earlier!

by timebombing January 11, 2024

Kareem Alpoop-Jabbar

Waffle stop alternative, catch the poop before it hits the shower floor, in one smooth motion sky-hook the poop over the door of the shower into the toilet/sink, just like Kareem Abdul-jabbar in game 6 of the 1974 NBA Finals against the Boston Celtics

Needed to take a shit so bad but I was in the shower so, I hit the Kareem Alpoop-Jabbar

by STINK BROWNIE January 12, 2024

gen-alphaism

(gen alpha-ism)the doctrine of gen alpha

That kid has been brainwashed by gen-alphaism.

by skibidiipadkid January 15, 2024

Gen Alpha

A generation which is catastrophically critical right now, all because of Elsagate and so on.

Youtuber: "Gen Alpha is fucked, and we know that for sure."

by iwascrazyonce January 16, 2024

Gay alphabet

The acronym lgbtiqcapgngfnba, I'm sure there's letters missing but this bullshit acronym changes everyday.

*a shop sign that reads "we support people from lgbtiqcapgngfnba!"*. "Hey look, that shop supports people from the Gay alphabet!", "That's fucking gay as, let's avoid this woke store".

by In100years,whosgonnacare January 19, 2024