Max

Is usually good at everything, except for video games. Gets good grades and has a lot of friends but isn’t very popular among his school. Isn’t the hottest guy in the room but is more personality than looks. Has a great relationship with his family and friends. Max is very athletic and plays about every sport possible. Relationship wise he is only looking for the perfect girl and nothing less but nobody likes him so he’s lonely.

Note: I am a Max so this information is 100% accurate

Everyone: You should just stop playing fortnite, your soooo trash.

Max: It’s fine I have football practice anyway and after that I have basketball.

by maxroni09 December 4, 2020

Max

he is so hot and sexy people want to cume over him and make him squirt

Oh max is so hot

by i am man March 20, 2022

Max

A very smart and brainy boy, Will always get top marks in any test

Youre such a max

by Mr Unknown888 December 22, 2020

max

a sopping wet rag of a man. like a soaked kitten. probably fatherless. likes emo rock music and exclusively wears black hoodie. mentally ill disposition

sometimes referred to as shmax
emo -> silly pipeline

"hey shmax" "hey jermy"

by gormworm January 3, 2024

cult maxing

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults

Sarah joined 3 cults last summer she's no cap cult maxing like a gangster.

by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022

Anita Max Wynn

Drakes alter ego.

"Oh look Anita max wynn!"
"Who?"
"Anita max wynn AKA Drake."

by Funkytrunky January 2, 2024

max ritters

one of the coolest people ever he has the biggest cock ever and gets all the bitches he is super rich and way cooler than any other person

omg there is max ritters will you smash?

i cant believe max ritters is here!

by anonymous November 25, 2021