Sex Lotto

Sex Lotto is a term used to describe the accidental discovery of fantastic chemistry. This is a rare occurrence and is visited on a lucky few.

Dude1: Hey Dude, how was your date last night with Kate?

Dude 2: Man, it was amazing... best sex ever - I feel like I won sex lotto!

by Bazarific November 4, 2011

clit sex

Squeezing a woman's clit between your thumb and forefinger until it enlargens enough to be sucked until she cums.

Dude! Emmy was so horny last night, she made me give her clit sex for over an hour!

by woman's rights association February 4, 2014

Sex Deafblindness

The sexually-generated state in which a couple turns on the television or music so loud they are unable to hear one another during any variety of sexual activities. Upon reaching climax, the man ejaculates in his partner's eyes so s/he is then unable to see, hear, or be heard over the noise, rendering them in a state of sex-induced deafblindness.

"Last night my girlfriend and I had sex with the television up too loud. I came in her eyes and she stumbled about like Helen Keller, but I couldn't hear what she was trying to say. Good thing sex deafblindness is temporary. It seemed pretty rough for her."

by StringAttic October 19, 2014

montana sex

When a man inserts his penis into a fish and then inserts the fish into a female's vagina. It often occurs near a mountain lake in the wilderness of the Rocky Mountains. The first occurrence happened in the fall of 1984 by some students of Montana State University but since then it has been known to happen many more times.

I had montana sex with a golden trout and my brother's wife last night. I hope my brother never finds out because he will kill me.

by MontanaLegacy1984 October 19, 2019

unrequited sex

When you've had sex with someone but for one reason or another, neither of you reached orgasm. This leaves you feeling afterwards like you haven't had sex even though you have; frequently this means you want more.

Bro 1: Dude, why are you still thinking about her, didn't you two get it on at that party a few weeks ago? Move on, man!

Bro 2: Yeah, but we got interrupted before we could finish. Unrequited sex just leaves me wanting more.

by snowscape October 9, 2011

crayon sex

to draw profanity all over your school homework.

Tim had crayon sex with the teacher today.

by crayonwhore August 26, 2010

sex shrek

A disparaging nickname given to a partner who endlessly cajoles and nags you to take that little blue pill when they want “it” which feels like always.

Yes I would most certainly classify her as a A-1 sex shrek, I have even caught her sneaking my Vitamin V into my dinner!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019