I hate myself

When you seriously messed up and you don't want to get in trouble

OH NO I BROKE THAT CLOCK I HATE MYSELF

by StopTalkingToOtherPeople February 11, 2021

I believe in Science

The religious saying of someone who worships the Lord anyone who proclaims to be a "Scientist" and follows the religion of Science accepting all its dogmas without questions.

The people who put Radium (Ra) in their underwear when Science told them it was healthy.

I’m going to stop farting to stop climate change, I believe in Science

I believe in Science, you also should listen to Bill Gates

I'm getting vaccinated because I believe in Science

by J B10 May 15, 2021

I Am The Milkman

Commonly used by people who are milkmen

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!

by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 16, 2021

Why I drink

Why I drink is a phrase derived from the animation Ramshackle by Zeddyzi, specifically a common line for the character Stone. The phrase why I drink or This is why I drink can be used to denote extreme agitation or annoyance.

Person 1: does some dumb shit
Person 2: *points over* Why I drink
Person 2 (alternate timeline) : This is why I drink

by VerdantWyvern May 25, 2021

oh, i miss!

a phrase used by Wario/a player playing as Wario in the game Mario Kart 64; best used as imitating his voice

{A scenario in which you lost a battle mode game in Mario Kart 64} Oh, I miss!

by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003

when i was little

imagine if a short person said this.

short person: when i was little-
person: *smirks*
short person: >:(

by 420blazingmaster69 September 18, 2023

I love cock

Its is a slang for "i love you too'

Woman: do you love me
Man: i love cock
Woman: what the fuck

by JibranmRauf March 5, 2022