cat war

a conflict between two housemates owning separate cats, brought on by these cats not getting along. Aggressions range from petty arguments between roommates, to outright forcing one roommate to pay a hefty vet bill due because their cat gave the other person's cat fleas.

Dude, I'm sorry my cat Snuggles pissed all over your cat Tigger's food dish, but do we really have to get into a cat war over this?

by catmaster8675309 August 22, 2018

War

It never changes

War... war never changes

by anonymous July 7, 2024

war slick

A person who has become wiser and learned a few tricks from being in battles from the same kind of war.

She knows how to find out if her man is running around on her, she’s war slick.

by DimeNring January 24, 2023

Vietnam War government gaslighting

Is that what they are doing to me at work Patrick?

Hym "Using Vietnam war government gaslighting to silence a dissident and try to convince me to... What? Murder children? Not murder children? Who ARE these fucking psychologist working for you? You know that shit isn't going to get me to think differently, right? Let me ask you something: do you understand the difference between overt and covert? It's not going to make me surrender. I'm not going to stop. If you wanted me to stop or surrender the money would be in a bank account that I and I alone have access to and I would have already sent that money on antibiotics assuming that what you are doing doesn't obstruct my ability to receive care. Which I don't. I don't assume that. I haven't spent any money. And I would be getting for my contributions. Which means when I watch Rick and Morty, MY NAME scrolls across the screen when the credits roll. When people talk about AI MY NAME would be brought up in relationship why I works now when it didn't before. Those 2 things are THE ONLY things that will end this. And it's hard to call that surrender."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Schools of War

A best selling book series about schools going to war and it almost destroys earth

Schools of War is like my dick, short and simple

by Xx_ChrisPrattFanGirl_xX October 13, 2019

friend war

When two people with the same friend want the friend more than the other and then a fight happens.

Angel likes me more. I AM STARTING A FRIEND WAR WITH YOU KAILEY!!!!

by Magmagirl360 September 30, 2019

Tallahassee Tug of War

When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.

Wow man, I can't believe she let me hit her with the good old Tallahassee Tug of War.

by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024