i am lying

yes i am... oh wait i'm not... wait no?.. THE FUCK?

i am lying, or am i?

by patcat November 5, 2019

Why I drink

Why I drink is a phrase derived from the animation Ramshackle by Zeddyzi, specifically a common line for the character Stone. The phrase why I drink or This is why I drink can be used to denote extreme agitation or annoyance.

Person 1: does some dumb shit
Person 2: *points over* Why I drink
Person 2 (alternate timeline) : This is why I drink

by VerdantWyvern May 25, 2021

when i was little

imagine if a short person said this.

short person: when i was little-
person: *smirks*
short person: >:(

by 420blazingmaster69 September 18, 2023

men i trust

a band loved by beautiful chill artsy girls and men who fuck hella beautiful chill artsy girls

dude: wanna go stargazing and listen to men i trust?
girl: yea i’ll bring a blanket and we can take cute pics

by sleepy_guacamole November 11, 2022

I Am The Milkman

Commonly used by people who are milkmen

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!

by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 16, 2021

[I give no fucks]

Means you don't care.

I give no fucks what you think!

by JimJam1008 November 29, 2013

I love cock

Its is a slang for "i love you too'

Woman: do you love me
Man: i love cock
Woman: what the fuck

by JibranmRauf March 5, 2022