Retainer job

When anyone with retainers takes their retainers out of their mouth to lick them clean and simply puts them back like nothing happened.

Grace was excited to give her boyfriend a blowjob after she got her braces off, but sadly she had to wear clear plastic retainers all day every single day except for when she was eating. Grace had forgotten she was wearing them while giving him a bj so there was cum stuck in her retainer and since she wasn't wasting and of his (not so) sweet juice. This bitch takes her retainers out to give them a sexy retainer job by licking the fucking cum off of them just to put them back on. What a girl, my dick would be in love if I had her.

by RaeAnne313 February 21, 2018

Fat-Job

(Noun. pro. | fæt-dʒəʊb | )

When one inserts his/her/xir penis into the side of a folded roll of fat on the body of his/her/xir partner to ejaculate.

I got a Fat-Job last night from Mary The Porker, xe totally busted a nut!

by Bigpapa_95 February 7, 2018

Mind Job

the art of having your mind blown at the same time as your dick

whoa man i just got the greatest mind job

by BeddyTear_ October 7, 2013

Steve Job

-Either a Handjob or a Blowjob that is recorded on any apple product with a camera

Guy 1-"Bro, i went to a party last night and hooked up with this banging chick"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"

by Barista420 September 8, 2012

Tent Job

When a pitched tent (erect penis inside a pair of pants)

is carefully thrusted into a vagina(usally by an exotic dancer), fairly difficult to do safely, it doesnt feel particualy equisite to either party yet feels better than regular dry humping

Wow that was a nice surprise that stripper threw in a free Tent Job.

Whats that?

She took her pussy and kinda fucked my cock for a minuet but i still had my pants on

Oh did ya cum

Nope you cant really fuck like that

by jmdnjadsfeokfldfkjgkuytrieutgk July 28, 2011

mitten job

A handjob where the person giving wheres a mitten over their hand for increased heat and traction.

"Oh damn, did you hear she gave him a mitten job last Christmas?

by grawrgrawrgrawr August 13, 2011

Jelly Job

The Jelly Job involves some Jelly and a chick bent over. The Guy then has to place the cube of Jelly on the chicks anus and then slowly stick his dick through the Jelly and into the Anus and continue fucking.

I tired the Jelly Job on your mum last night.

by JFK-MAVZAR November 16, 2011