Stubbing your toe

One of the deadliest situations known to anyone.

I hope you start Stubbing your toe, Jimmy.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Aspiring Sophomore Toe

When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.

Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.

by Jeffsmith1738 May 14, 2018

toe flight

When someone with a toe and food fetish coats each toe with a variety of delights and sucks them off one by one.

My brother is nasty. He hires hookers and does toe flights off their feet every Saturday.

by FuzzyRugMan April 12, 2023

what's his toes

Who is that? What's his name?

It's that movie with what's his toes in it.

by gflavor January 19, 2024

Tasty Toes

Things you suck on when you are stressed out.

Trevaris: "I need tasty toes right now. I am so stressed out about my homework tomorrow."

by urmommazlovesyou February 14, 2022

toe religion

Once upon a time the toes came to this planet to remake the world in their image. Ever heard of the dinosaurs? Ever noticed how the big crater looks like the indent of a giant toe. The toes left us their disciples to finish cultivating the world. But we became too obsessed with our hands and fingers and strayed away from the holy body part( AKA toes). One day they will return and madness will befall all who do not stand with the toes.

We are not a cult

Join us

Toe religion is good

by Hello123toes April 27, 2024

Clamel toe

When you smell it vagina before you see it.

- “Bro, she had a total clamel toe.”
- “I know. I could smell it from outside.”

by WAste__ April 23, 2018