When one clinches a dick with their buttocks causing simultaneous ejaculation with the female; the stream of mixed ejaculations form a trajectory that blankets the beard. The lucky female then rides a third party’s beard.
by twoshotannie March 1, 2025
Get the macrame horsemug. by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021
Get the Horsemug. 
Grinning from ear to ear. A smerk like you got away with something. Feverish grin with wide open mouth with or without teeth showing. "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".
by champ of all August 19, 2015
Get the smiling like a horsemug. A noun describing a horribly disfigured or poor-quality drawing of a horse. This horse can have traits including but not limited to: Cartoon human head, bent neck, straight legs and rectangle hooves.
by YourDictionaryHelper August 15, 2024
Get the Hoarse Horsemug. When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.
This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.
This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.
by LTG69969 January 16, 2024
Get the Horse Pissmug. 