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Max Gaarde

a juuler that goes to Lake Central and gets suspended 24/7 for vaping
by Lake Central Buzzeroo November 7, 2018
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Soft Maxxing

When one proceeds to stay flacid and never get hard no matter what, going to the lengths of praying/repenting.
Bro this girl was twerkin on my shit I had to start Soft Maxxing
by Neal Rigga July 12, 2024
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Tune-Maxing

The act of consecutively watching every single Looney Tune.
I spent the day yesterday tune-maxing.
by LinkyBoy2006! May 8, 2025
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Max

by bunnybunn November 11, 2021
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Max

A god of all sorts which if placed in an arena with any fictional character would dominate. Short for Maximum Destruction, he usually takes the form of a cat. Almost a skinwalker.
"I bet Max could beat Goku"
by Oni1604 September 28, 2022
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ball maxxing

squeezing your balls to the point of swelling, indefinitely making them purple so you can have larger load.
Today, Sam and I were ball maxxing in math class.
by Ball Maxxer Enthusiast April 23, 2024
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Max

Max is the nigerian word for "tiny penis" and they usually also say that it means whale cock in chinese
Guy 1: LOOK AT THAT "MAX"
GUY 2: YEAH IT*S SO TINY
by Primate cunt December 14, 2016
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