Max

Max is one of those kids with a Magnum dong and is completely aware of it. Just like Danny's, Max carries around his monster condom and he is the most amazing kid. He has the traits of a saggitarius and he lives Brooklyn 99. If anyone gets in his way, Max will punish them. Usually cock and ball torture. No cap.

Woah! Who's monster condom is that?

Let's go all Max. He'll definitely know. It's probably his.

by Ppinmybum69 April 7, 2020

Max Hay

Brokie

You are such a Max Hay

by TheirlBatman September 16, 2022

Max

Has skibiti rizz and is a good boy

Max haz rizz

by Rizzzzzzzzzzzz April 15, 2024

Max Todd

100% guarantee to have a massive forehead and a receding hairline at the age of 12, he is quite smart but has 0 chat and only shoots 2's. All his ex's are Indian and he loves a bit of spice. He acts like he's the bollocks but is a big pussy, he needs to grow up, tell him to stop chatting to munters.

dave 'you seen that max todd guy'
john 'yeah hes a right munter hunter'
dave 'no hairline merchant'

by geeza1291 January 12, 2023

Max

Max is very fit and peng ss with meee plz 🥺♥️

MAX IS SO FUCKING PENGGG

by Lillief120 November 19, 2020

Max

a dumbass

he is such a max

by waaaaaaa541 October 6, 2021

Max Upright

An absolute fucking beast no question about it.

"Did you hear Max Upright has never fumbled a single bag?"

"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."

by Brepls May 3, 2023