thoman tea

a family time of gossip, talking about a distant family member or someone who isn’t related but still called family. him or her has done something controversial to the family, or just outright wierd.

uncle johnny is no longer family, he called uncle larry a retard. it’s time for thoman yea

uncle johnny just stole pennies from the wish fountain. we need some thoman tea time

by heinztomato November 23, 2021

Tea with the devil

Drinking tea out of someone’s asshole

“Eyo, you wanna have tea with the devil tonight baby?”

by ouioui January 2, 2021

Tea party

Another word for orgy and/or the act of a female pegging a male whilst dressing up as princesses

"Bro I saw Josh the other day his ass looks so juicy bruh should I ask him out for a tea party? I already bought the dresses"

by Mirrorrae 👩‍🦲🙏🏼 February 18, 2022

lee from the tea shop

a super scary emo kid

omg thats so lee from the tea shop

by spidermansgf November 26, 2021

sunbath tea

tea that is made through a sunbathing process. often thrown into a lake to bath in the sun.

We are going down to the lake for the day. we'll make a day of it and make some sunbath tea while we are there.

by Mystery J August 13, 2022

Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger

Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel

by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020

Crumpets and tea

Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.

Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?

Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!

by sex minister April 26, 2022