When having sex with a woman you drag your scrotum across her face, cum on it then sprinkle some Splenda in there.
by Oliver Holes September 19, 2021
Get the Pennsylvania Sweet Teamug. by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 13, 2020
Get the Earl Gray Teamug. that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.
by raslie March 5, 2021
Get the Crapper Teamug. 
Buttfucking before the first date.
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
Get the texas tea and cookiesmug. ..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
Get the ..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...mug. Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
Get the Texas tea kettlemug.