Its like putting socks on an octopus

It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.

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White Sock Plot

Any attempt made to intentionally embarrass yourself or others through your physical appearance while on stage during a performance.

Spiking your hair completely ridiculously with glue or wearing white socks while wearing a tuxedo or black suit on stage. Hence "White Sock Plot."

by Tenorman December 04, 2010

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A tube shaped piece of material with openings on both ends, so it can be worn to mask face or warm ears.

Look at that flailer over there wearing a yard sock to hide his identity.

by 406Brand January 09, 2019

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when you jerk off so hard in your cum sock you bend your dick causing lots of pain

last night i was watching a pokimane stream and then i took out my cum sock and hit a sock pop.

by CraccHead69 November 06, 2021

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Temporarily immobilized or stuck in place, typically due to bad weather such as a big storm or heavy snowfall.

Because of the major snowstorm, it looks like we'll be socked in here for a while. Might as well make the best of it!

by Ktylove January 21, 2022

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The annoying moment when the back of your sock comes off your heel as the day goes on and you have to fix it.

by Giraffarig August 12, 2011

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a thick mass of coagulated seminal fluid embedded into the fibers of a sock, typically cotton athletic tube socks.

Judy refused to do her son Peter's laundry after finding a hardened sock clot embedded into one o his athletic socks

by MoistCake July 14, 2017

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