Fuzzy socks

Fuzzy socks are usually what they give people in mental institutions. Instead of calling somebody crazy I coded it as fuzzy socks.

Sister : You keep attracting them crazy girls.

Guy : I don't know why because I'm stable minded. After all the stories I told you, you ain't see me lose my mind yet.

I be tryna stay away from dem fuzzy sock bitches mane. I can't do the crazy girls. Fuzzy socks is for the crazy girls.

by Roadrunner Raph May 30, 2024

Get Your Socks Wet

When a sexy motherf@cker walks into the room and a girl gets so moist, her socks start to slosh

Did Henry Cavill in the Witcher get your socks wet?

Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.

by Gr8CountryBlump December 18, 2021

Pink Sock

To acheive the state of pink sock, remove your spacesuit upon exit of the stratosphere. Marvel at your decompressed intestines as they ooze out of your body forming a spagettified pink twin of your former self.

"Um Captain, it seems that some cunt-for-brains left the shit shoot open. All matter is currently being vaccummed into space. Shall we commence the ejection sequence?"

Captain: "It's only right. Pink Sock treatment awaits."

by dayum son who dat?! December 29, 2019

Socking

Verb: The act of putting on socks but more specifically knee highs

I did the socking. Now my feet are toasty. 💙

by AthenaWit July 22, 2024

Socking

A mixture of docking and sounding where two men have a sounding rod in their urethra and thrust back and forth for maximum pleasure.

Brad: Yo Chester, you trying to go socking until we can’t anymore?

Chester: Yeah, I’m down for a good socking.

by Cronton August 28, 2025

Poop sock pussy

When you have someone (can do it yourself) poop in a sock and use it like a pocket pussy

"Man I love the poop sock pussy you let me use last night"

by Milkyduds September 23, 2025

White sock black sock

When a man were a black sock and a white sock to show he’s single and really would like to get it on

I see you’re white sock black sock is on! Want to get it on

by Dadontayte April 27, 2021